My Monster Boyfriend

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(Minor Spoilers for The Shape of Water)

Some have called The Shape of Water ... gimmicky, shall we say, but the desire to get down and dirty with monsters is (wait for it) a tale as old as time.

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Sources and further reading:

Davis, Lauren. "Why Is Monster Erotica So Popular Anyway?" Io9. N.p., 31 Mar. 2014. Web. 28 Feb. 2018.

Dee. "Review: The Ancient Magus' Bride – Episode 1." Anime Feminist. N.p., 08 Oct. 2017. Web. 28 Feb. 2018.

Lipstein, Andrew. "'Cum For Bigfoot': The Rise, Fall, and Future of Monster Erotica." Vice. N.p., 15 Mar. 2015. Web. 28 Feb. 2018.

Stampler, Laura. "Amazon Is at War with Monster Erotica." Time. Time, 23 Dec. 2013. Web. 28 Feb. 2018.

Valentine, Genevieve. "Tale As Old As Time: The Dark Appeal of 'Beauty And The Beast'."NPR. NPR, 26 Mar. 2017. Web. 28 Feb. 2018.

Faircloth, Kelly. "'Beauty and the Beast' Comes From a Long Line of Stories About Women Hooking Up With Animals." Pictorial., 28 Mar. 2017. Web. 28 Feb. 2018.

Gonder, Patrick. "Race, Gender and Terror: The Primitive in 1950s Horror Films." University of Colorado Boulder. 02 Feb. 2017. Web. 28 Feb. 2018.

Donaldson, Kayleigh. "Stupid Sexy Monsters: Why We like Beastly Romances." Syfy. SYFY WIRE, 25 Oct. 2017. Web. 28 Feb. 2018.

Painter, Ryan. "Empathy for the Other: Guillermo Del Toro Talks 'The Shape of Water'." KUTV. 10 Dec. 2017. Web. 28 Feb. 2018.

Lambie, Ryan. "Guillermo Del Toro Interview: The Shape Of Water, Shame and Perversity." Den of Geek. 13 Feb. 2018. Web. 28 Feb. 2018.

"Interview De Koré Yamazaki (The Ancient Magus Bride)." Manga News. 22 Jan. 2016. Web. 28 Feb. 2018.

Rony, Fatimah Tobing. The Third Eye: Race, Cinema, and Ethnographic Spectacle. Durham and London: Duke University Press, 1996.

Wiegman, Robyn. American Anatomies: Theorizing Race and Gender. Durham and London: Duke University Press, 1995.

Tatar, Maria. Beauty and the Beast: Classic Tales about Animal Brides and Grooms from around the World. Penguin Books, 2017.

“Preface.” "Frankenstein, or The Modern Prometheus" (1831 Ed.), by Mary Shelley, Longman, 1831.

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POLYBOT-7, a 2018 7DRL

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Back in 2012 I made a 7DRL by stripping down X@COM to create the original Cogmind prototype. Now, six years later, I’ve ripped Cogmind apart and put it back together as something else for yet another 7DRL :)

I’ve always wanted to build more roguelikes, and the annual 7DRL challenge is a great opportunity to do just that, but in the years after 2012 the torturous hours I put myself through that week to make Cogmind a reality were still too fresh in mind. While that feeling faded as the years went by and I became eager to participate again, then I got way too busy with work and had to repeatedly pass, despite several false starts that died in the design doc phase. This year the stars aligned and it was about time to finally revisit the event that drove me to create a game which has since become my full-time job and taken over my life :P

Today, following a week of blood, sweat, and ASCII, I present POLYBOT-7!


POLYBOT-7 is purely about scrapping together a robot on the fly to take on other robots. And while that sounds sorta like Cogmind, this 7DRL is instead hyperfocused on tactical combat in a coffee break package. To create it, Cogmind’s hacking, intel, allies, factions, ecosystems, NPCs, events, lore, expansive world and much more, are all gone, as are the many UI elements required to support them. There is only

Destroy. Rebuild. Adapt. The world is your inventory.

All the core combat mechanics are inherited from Cogmind (as of the latest version, Beta 5+), but the surrounding systems, and therefore much of the gameplay, have changed significantly…

  • You now automatically attract nearby parts and attach them when you have empty slots
  • Builds are even more free-form, since there are no type restrictions on slots!
  • Redesigned movement mechanics mean you can now combine multiple forms of propulsion, though flight was removed as part of the purge of non-combat options
  • Part management is greatly simplified, since there is no inventory at all and you not only don’t have to but can’t remove individual parts
  • All salvage (and other free items once you’ve neared them) destroy themselves after a period of time
  • You start more powerful, with 11 slots
  • The world is smaller, only 5 floors (although maps are still quite large, and if you win there is New Game+!)
  • There is no slot evolution between floors--you can skip to the next floor whenever you find an exit, but you can only gain extra slots by finding items on the current floor, so skipping ahead will leave you weaker later!
  • You also find permanent upgrades by destroying Dispatchers, machines that are activated and spit out robots as you near them
  • All robots are hostile--if it moves, you probably want to either shoot it, reposition, or run
  • There are fewer robot and item types than found in Cogmind (though also many new ones)
  • Weapon ranges, sight ranges, speeds, etc. were all reduced to fit the new UI dimensions, making it possible to still see everything that’s going on, though maps might feel a bit more “cramped” as a result


As you can tell in screenshots, the UI is also fairly different, condensed into a much smaller grid to allow for double-sized fonts. The visual style is also different overall, because it’s nice to make clear that POLYBOT-7 is a distinct game and to experiment with other looks! Walls are now line-based (even in the tiles version), and I used Cogmind’s new and improved render filter system to create the low-contrast aesthetic.


Although probably not entirely necessary after a rundown like that, I want to emphasize that POLYBOT-7 is definitely not a true Cogmind demo. It does, however, showcase a lot of the same particle effects and SFX, as well as UI features and general style.

Features that were inherited from Cogmind:

  • Combat mechanics
  • Numerous items and their effects
  • Soundscape/SFX
  • Map generation (same algorithms with different parameters)
  • Some convenient UI features, wherever I could keep or redesign them since they add significant QoL
  • Many of the same customization options are still available, but because I removed the options menu (no time for that!) you have to make changes direct to the config files. Certainly not all of them are applicable anymore, but a lot are.


Still, for a long while Cogmind has been on rails with such a long semi-predetermined TODO list that just executing it is only half the fun of development, whereas hacking away at a 7DRL was a really refreshing opportunity to work with new concepts and a much cleaner slate. Naturally I got really excited at this chance to experiment with mechanics and create a new experience in an otherwise seemingly familiar world--in that way it’s kinda like one of the Cogmind Challenge Modes on steroids. In fact, the idea that ultimately won out as The Core Mechanic for POLYBOT-7 came precisely from a planned Challenge Mode, the idea of attracting parts which automatically attach to you and cannot be removed as normal.

Everything else was designed around that.

Early on it became apparent that simply shooting stuff and attaching nearby parts automatically, maybe while toggling them to optimize the build as necessary, wasn’t quite enough of a fun challenge. There were too few player choices involved, so to keep it interesting I added a heavy emphasis on a redesigned version of Cogmind’s “go naked” command, the one that strips you of all your parts in a single action. (It became so important that its hotkey went from Shift-Alt-p to just ‘p’ :)) But in the case of POLYBOT-7, a so-called “Purge” destroys only half your parts, scattering the other half on the ground around you. This means it’s kind of like a randomized “shuffle” for your build, allowing you to regain some parts while making room for others you’ve come across, or simply trying to rid yourself of too many broken parts or a highly imbalanced build to start fresh.

The Purge system requires 100 turns to charge before it can be used again, however, making it vital to do this at only the best opportunities, while also preventing players from gaming the system to repeatedly purge and quickly destroy specific parts.

In terms of balance, while the player will have easy access to spare parts by strolling through the remains of any given battle, these parts are often garbage and not that suited to fighting hordes of enemy robots. On the other hand, there are caches of nice parts to be found… When and where to Purge will be key to survival!

Of course there are plenty of other features that didn’t survive the chopping block, but such are 7DRLs! Maybe one day? :)


Earlier I said blood, sweat, and ASCII, but while there is definitely a full-ASCII mode, POLYBOT-7 defaults to tiles created by the wonderful Kacper Woźniak. He really knows how to maximize the potential of those few pixels I give him :P. So while I was coding up a storm, Kacper was pixeling our new robots and items (when not at work fretting for lack of time :P). Thanks for the help, man!



I would’ve preferred doing something completely different for what is only my second 7DRL (POLYBOT-7 is pretty radical, though not as radical as say something built from scratch :P), but there are a lot of reasons I ended up choosing this particular game:

  • First and foremost, this is something I can point people to when they like the theme or basic idea of Cogmind but don’t have a large enough display to enjoy it on. For them I wanted to test how much of the main UI I could cram into only half the space, while also adjusting the content to suit a smaller map area. In fact, the original code name I used in my first design docs was “Bigmind” :P. In the earliest design iterations it was going to be just a stripped-down version of Cogmind, but I felt that wasn’t worthy of a 7DRL--it really needed to be something even more unique, so as those changes made their way into the design I later decided the name shouldn’t be that close to its progenitor, either.
  • That first reason also made it easier to justify taking the required time out of my work on Cogmind (technically my job now!) to join 7DRL. I know POLYBOT-7 is something that existing Cogmind fans can enjoy as well, win-win!
  • POLYBOT-7 allowed me to explore a bit of what Cogmind would be like if I had gone the other route back in 2012: no slot types. Design-wise I’ve been very glad I did go the type-restricted route, but it’ll be interesting to see what comes of completely free-form builds, even if there isn’t as much control over them.
  • I really like the idea of using 7DRL to force completion of quick and focused prototypes, exploring game ideas that might be extendable or polishable into something better later on. I’ve been thinking about that especially often as we get into late Cogmind dev, since I may need a quicker commerical project or two to be able to reliably fund future development.


This year’s 7DRL is the first to be hosted at, so rather than providing the download myself, you’ll find it over there, along with additional information. If I end up providing future updates, they’ll also be made available there. Here on the blog I’ll also be writing a portmortem covering at least some of the design and technical processes that went into creating POLYBOT-7. I certainly didn’t have enough time to share much of anything during the week!


Oh, and it probably goes without saying there is an ASCII version ;) (F3!)


Have fun :D

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Thoughts on Sonic Dreams Collection

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Both games featured in this video are available for free from the Arcane Kids website. I recommend playing them before watching, it takes less than an hour to complete them both.

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Also, games as art question.
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The Health Benefits of Laughter, Tears, and Kisses

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In my video, Music as Medicine, I explored a study about how listening to Mozart can reduce allergic reactions. This reminded me of a similar study on humor, which I discuss in Laughter as Medicine. In the study, researchers took a group of people with dust mite allergies and directed half of them to watch a Charlie Chaplin video and the other half to watch the Weather Channel. The researchers then injected all subjects with dust mite poop. In the subjects who watched the humorous video, their allergic response was significantly reduced and this reduction lasted for a matter of hours. This suggests that “the induction of laughter may play some role in alleviating allergic diseases.”

Is there a chance that it might suppress our immune system too much? Apparently not. In fact, if you have people watch a comedian for an hour, their natural killer cell activity goes up, compared to watching nothing. Their white blood cell count, the number of immune cells in their bloodstream, also goes up. The level of immune-boosting interferon and antibody production go up as well and even stay up the next day. So, your body is actually pumping out more antibodies because you saw a funny video the day before. In short, humor seems to offer the best of both worlds at preventing over-reactive allergic responses, while also boosting immune protection.

There is a catch, though. You actually have to laugh. And the more you laugh, the better your natural killer cell activity gets. Exposure to a humorous video without laughing did not significantly affect immune function. Those who didn’t physically laugh did not benefit. This reinforces that it is not the funny video that improved immune function, but our laughter in response. Natural killer cells play a significant role in viral illness and various types of cancer. So, being able to significantly increase the activity of these cells using a brief and non-invasive method could be clinically important the next time you have a cold or cancer.

Laughter, like music or healthy food, offers potential benefits without any risks. Or…almost no risks. You’ve heard of side-splitting laughter? In a rare case, a 67-year-old woman attended laughter therapy sessions where, evidently, rapture led to rupture. Thankfully, you can’t actually laugh your head off, but you can laugh until you wet yourself. “Giggle incontinence,” as it’s called in the medical literature, is actually quite common in women, and is no laughing matter.

Does this mean that the next time you go to the theater, you should choose the comedy over the tear-jerker? Not necessarily. Researchers took people with a latex allergy and had them watch a weather video versus a heart-warming drama. Because viewing the weather information video did not cause emotion with tears, it failed to modulate allergic responses. The tear-jerker, however, successfully reduced the allergic response, but only in those whose tears were actually jerked. So, when it comes to improving allergies, laughing and crying both work, if you actually do them.

Anything else you can do? Kiss! There’s actually a whole science of kissing, which sounds like a pleasant enough college major, until you realize it’s about all the diseases you can get. But if you take people with seasonal pollen or dust mite allergies and have them kiss someone in a room for 30 minutes, they have a significant reduction in their allergic reactions, for both the pollen and the dust mites. If you instead just have them hug for that 30 minutes, there’s no benefit. Bottom line: Kissing significantly reduced allergic responses in patients with both allergic rhinitis (runny nose and itchy eyes) or allergic dermatitis (like a rash). “Collectively these findings indicate that the direct action of love may be beneficial,” though evidently cuddling wasn’t quite direct enough.

With all the side effects of antihistamine drugs, you’d think it would have been easy to get people to sign up for the kissing study. But, it was conducted in Japan where, apparently, they “do not kiss habitually.” The follow-up study, which found a similar benefit for an even more direct action of love, was also performed by researchers who apparently did not speak English as their primary language, evidenced by their speculation about females having more “organisms.”

Did I say “Mozart study”? Yes, there have been a bunch of them, in fact. I had fun with them in my videos Music as Medicine and Music for Anxiety: Mozart vs. Metal. I don’t go seeking out these peripheral topics; I just stumble upon them in the journals. There’s so much wonderful, juicy medical science out there. I wish there were dozens of different resources where one could find evidence-based reviews of the latest in the science of wellness. There could be another ten or so websites just on nutrition alone! If anyone out there is interested, I’d be more than happy to share all my know-how to facilitate its creation. I did help the Lifestyle Medicine Foundation develop Check it out if you haven’t already.

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In health,

Michael Greger, M.D.

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