Job spamming you with whatever holds his fickle interests

The Frog and the Scorpion From a Rational Point of View by Corey Mohler
Tuesday April 1^st, 2025 at 5:00 AM

Existential Comics

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jlvanderzwan

2 days ago

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Something something "owning the libs" I guess?

Happy Mother’s Day!
Tuesday April 1^st, 2025 at 4:57 AM

YOU'RE ALL JUST JEALOUS OF MY JETPACK

Title: Just in time for Mother's Day: Classic literature with added Mums Panel 1: Moby Dick "Ahab! Moby! Enough of this nonsense. Apologise to each other and if you can't get along, stay apart." says Ahab's mother, standing in a little boat and looking sternly into Moby's eye, while her son sits chastened behing her. Panel 2: Casino Royale. "Vodka martini, shaken not stirred... And a sweet sherry for my mother." says James Bond. His mother calls over feom their table "Just a little one." Panel 3: The Lord of the Rings. "You can look for your ring after you tidy your room and walk the dog, Sauron." says Sauron's mother, holding out the dog lead to her son, who replies "Aw, mum!".

Happy Mother’s Day!

(My cartoon for this week’s Guardian Review)

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jlvanderzwan

2 days ago

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"M'n spruitjes?"

Flamenco Music Intensifies
Thursday March 27^th, 2025 at 5:15 AM

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jlvanderzwan

7 days ago

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"Perhaps one Rodrigo Ernesto Ortega Serrano?"

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Unelected President of Kong by Dorothy
Thursday March 27^th, 2025 at 5:11 AM

Cat and Girl

Girl: Being the world's richest person is like having the world high score in Donkey Kong / Cat: You have the BIGGEST NUMBER! Girl: You're the best at a VERY SPECIFIC THING / Girl: It doesn't mean you're good at anything else Cat: But you need to SAVE it / Girl: And they're so afraid of losing it Cat: from everyone trying to take your BIGGEST NUMBER away! / Girl: But what if you could convert the world high score in Donkey Kong - into affordable housing - loan forgiveness - parks and libraries - basic health services - offered without fee, without question- / Girl: Building a BETTER SOCIETY - of citizens reaching their fullest potentials - and unlocking levels in Donkey Kong we've never even DREAMED of / Cat: But then I wouldn't have the world high score in Donkey Kong / Girl: You don't even PLAY Donkey Kong! Cat: WELL WHAT IF ONE DAY I DID

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jlvanderzwan

7 days ago

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BRB, rewatching King of Kong and see what kind of political message is hidden in the narrative

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXLQqcHcJDQ

WorldMaker

7 days ago

I think the political message in King of Kong has something to do with the Cheating Scandal sequel that hasn’t been filmed yet: https://variety.com/2018/gaming/news/king-of-kong-stripped-of-title-1202751358/

Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for Wed, 26 Mar 2025
Thursday March 27^th, 2025 at 5:08 AM

Nancy

Nancy by Olivia Jaimes on Wed, 26 Mar 2025

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jlvanderzwan

7 days ago

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Oh no Nancy! Don't you realize you'll end up putting homeopathic dirt on your hands?

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Brose by Zach Weinersmith
Wednesday March 26^th, 2025 at 3:06 AM

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

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If you mix beer and oatmeal, it's Frat Brose.

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jlvanderzwan

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meertn

9 days ago

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Groningen

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