True off my chest: I love my child, but after she's been throwing a tantrum for an hour because she couldn't do [thing she wanted to do] in *exactly* the way she wanted to do it, while also not even knowing how she wanted to do it...
Regarding the alt text: a windmill-powered winch would combine true wind and apparent wind, so *theoretically* be able to go faster upwind than the speed of the wind, no? Ignoring energy losses
In case you hadn't seen this yet, one of my favorite answers on /r/AskHistorians ever:
"How did the Ming Vase become the deFacto "priceless" object often broken in comedy? Why specifically Ming Dynasty crockery? How is it exceptional, yet common enough for a bunch of people to own?"