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Jean Meslier, a rural French priest, argued that religion is designed to produce subjects who will automatically obey
- by Nidal Taibi
"Power does not hold only by force, taxation or law. It holds because it gets itself blessed. It holds because it succeeds in passing off injustice as order, domination as hierarchy, suffering as something meritorious."
By Jennifer Daniel, originally posted on Substack
Hello from the formatting trenches of the internet.
If you are reading, congratulations! This means we are almost done with another cycle of trying to squeeze the staggering, terrifying breadth of human existence into itty bitty graphics. The Emoji Standard and Research Working Group has been busy standardizing the existential weight of a brined cucumber and analyzing the structural integrity of a lighthouse. You know, standard, high-stakes international diplomacy.
Since Friday week marks 📅 THE 📅 DAY 📅 DISPLAYED 📅 ON 📅 THE 📅 CALENDAR 📅 EMOJI 📅 I thought it would nice to peek at the new emoji heading to your keyboard next Spring.
First up, I don't know how you’re gonna last another year without a Lighthouse. This coastal beacon functions as a literal guiding light through the dark night of your soul. Or an Eraser, which can’t undo that 2 AM text, but helps when retroactive boundary-setting or communicating the urge to wipe the slate clean. We even got new hand emoji. While our beloved index finger points 👉 “Look at that coordinate,” the new Leftwards/Rightwards Thumb Sign says, “Look at this guy.”
Are these new glyphs indispensable? No. Is anything truly indispensable? Also, no. But they are ours to text our moms, troll our group chats, and beautifully obfuscate or elevate our true feelings.
The Cracked Smiling Face
Because sometimes, “I’m fine!” means “I’m very much not fine!”
A visual externalization of an internal rupture. It’s the “Mask of Perfection” failing in real-time. It moves beyond standard emotion to capture the exact tension between your public persona and your private reality. Use it when your carefully crafted facade has cracked but you’re smiling through the shards.
Net with Handle
While it’s easy to look at your keyboard and see nouns (like an alembic ⚗️ or a bucket 🪣), the net functions instantly as a verb. It represents the process of catching or pulling something out of the digital ether. Maybe you're harvesting data, catching a vibe, or collecting whatever it is you collect. When an emoji can be more than just an object and can represent an action, it gives our digital lexicon something it craves: kinetic energy.
The Meteor
Originally, when the Comet emoji first debuted it was drawn as a sparkling blue ball of ice moving across the galaxy. Then a rando changed the design to a red-hot rock entering the atmosphere. THESE ARE NOT THE SAME. Wishing on a star and witnessing an extinction-level event are two entirely different energies.
Now that Unicode is adding a distinct Meteor emoji, it forces a reconciliation. Fonts with a ball of fire will move that design to this new home (aka codepoint), leaving the Comet to be a consistent, celestial blue ice streak across all vendors. While the Comet remains a wish, the Meteor is here for your deepest existential crises. Drop it when the timeline is melting down, an argument enters a catastrophic phase, or you just want to signal cosmic finality. I'll be using it to represent doom scrolling.
Notably, Emoji 18.0 updates several existing designs to fix these switcheroos without taking away any emoji. Just like giving the "flaming meatball" design its own official home as the Meteor so the Comet ☄️ can return to blue, long-standing issues plaguing classics like the cucumber 🥒 and butterfly 🦋 are getting adjusted. Giving these distinct concepts their own space ensures everyone can flirt without risk.
The Pickle
“But Jennifer,” you ask, “We already have the cucumber 🥒!”Listen to me: a cucumber is crisp, hydrated, and best served at the spa. A pickle has seen things. It has undergone a chemical transformation. Beyond being a critical asset for sandwich aesthetics and the American sport of pickleball, the pickle fills a massive semantic void: the tricky situation.
With this update, we are finally forcing a permanent split. The cucumber gets to stay a cucumber across all platforms, and the pickle is officially moving out and getting its own space to ferment.
Instead of typing out a three-paragraph text explaining how you accidentally double-booked yourself or got tangled up in situationship drama, you can simply drop a pickle. You are in one.
The Monarch Butterfly
If this emoji looks familiar… you’re not going crazy. That’s because depending on what phone your friends use, you might have been texting them a Monarch butterfly while they were looking at a Morpho.
The blue Morpho is locked down globally as the symbol for “pretty aesthetics” and manicured Instagram feeds. The Monarch is an entirely different beast. This update finally fixes that fragmentation making way for Monarch butterfly to land in its own brand-new home. With its iconic orange-and-black stained-glass pattern, it introduces a different weight class of meaning, carrying a narrative of generational resilience, endurance, and deep ancestral memory. This is a creature that travels thousands of miles across continents over lifespans it will never see the completion of.
Much like the volunteers of the Emoji Standard and Research Working Group. As more emoji are added into the Unicode Standard, we’ll never see the completion of the emoji project but hopefully, the groundwork we lay today means someone a hundred years from now can perfectly express the pickle we got them in. 🥒 ➔ 🫙
Until then, we have next Spring to look forward to. Go grab your pickle jars and prepare your group chats.
Love,
jd
We gotta get an orange skin color modifier in the next version of unicode so we can make Ben Grimm
The Girl Genius comic for Wednesday, July 22, 2026 has been posted.
The soundtrack for all the off-screen shenanigans taking place between this comic and next one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
"Quintus Sextius was a quasi Stoic Roman philosopher, who apparently came from a wealthy, powerful family, and turned down a Senate role from Julius Caesar. He had an interesting argument for Veganism, which is based more around the Greek and Roman ethics of the time. Instead of talking about suffering, it talked about the virtue in the individual. Eating things which have their origin in cruelty causes the person to become accustomed to cruelty. In a way it erodes your virtue and soul.
Of course, if there was anything in Roman society that got you accustomed to cruelty, it was probably politics. The incredibly brutal acts of Caesar were celebrated and praised officially, so it seems like maybe he could have gone into politics to try to temper the cruelty of the State. I mean, they would have just ignored him probably, but most people probably ignored his vegan argument too, so maybe poor Sextius was doomed either way."
I dunno, preaching animal rights as a politician in Ancient Rome sounds like a great way to make enemies of very powerful and very petty people, and a fast track to getting yourself stabbed. Although I'm not sure if the philosopher route was *that* much safer, we're talking about the people who looked at a beautiful pet bird prized at a status symbol all the way from Asia to Europe and were the first to think "I wonder what this 'chicken' thing tastes like?"
Anyway: wow, so QS invented the "carnism" argument?
Of course, if there was anything in Roman society that got you accustomed to cruelty, it was probably politics. The incredibly brutal acts of Caesar were celebrated and praised officially, so it seems like maybe he could have gone into politics to try to temper the cruelty of the State. I mean, they would have just ignored him probably, but most people probably ignored his vegan argument too, so maybe poor Sextius was doomed either way."
I dunno, preaching animal rights as a politician in Ancient Rome sounds like a great way to make enemies of very powerful and very petty people, and a fast track to getting yourself stabbed. Although I'm not sure if the philosopher route was *that* much safer, we're talking about the people who looked at a beautiful pet bird prized at a status symbol all the way from Asia to Europe and were the first to think "I wonder what this 'chicken' thing tastes like?"
Anyway: wow, so QS invented the "carnism" argument?
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"Beautiful universe"
Berlin/Germany
Aww, they complement each other. Rare (fully) wholesome PBF
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