Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dilemma

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Honestly, you can just assume eating ten as a given and move on.


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jlvanderzwan
4 hours ago
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Oh I thought this was going to be a "what's the Metta with you?" pun
jlvanderzwan
4 hours ago
(because I know none my Dutch friends will get this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metta_Sandiford-Artest)
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Satan

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And look where he put the anus. I mean it's right in the middle of the action. This guy is brilliant!


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jlvanderzwan
6 days ago
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Hey, if you interpret Satan as not evil but just out there to test us (see: Book of Job), then it seems quite reasonable to respect them for doing an impressive job. Also, now I'm imaginening God calling them in for their eonly performance review and going "btw, love what you did with the birds are dinosaurs bit, so creative! How do you come up with these things? Rhetorical question ofc, omniscient."
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Particle Physics Equipment

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The one that sounds like the oracle at the center of the galaxy where the hero travels to hear a prophecy is probably Brookhaven National Laboratory's now-dismantled COSMOTRON.
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jlvanderzwan
14 days ago
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If you put them side by side like this the Geiger Counter really stands out for not actually detecting Geigers.

Maybe we should start a petition to make it an official SI unit?
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alt_text_bot
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The one that sounds like the oracle at the center of the galaxy where the hero travels to hear a prophecy is probably Brookhaven National Laboratory's now-dismantled COSMOTRON.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Me

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I was trying to figure out why cavemen sometimes do and sometimes don't drop prepositions. Anyone have a theory?


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jlvanderzwan
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Ok but now I want to know: what do people who speak Mandarin and Russian have a "caveman speak" and how does it work?

("What about Latin?" I hear you ask. Well, the Romans obviously would have used "barbarbarbar". And as for modern-day Latin speakers, 99% of them are Catholic priests, so I'm guessing their answer would be a dubious "Hebrew, and that's not anti-Semitic, that's just what Adam and Eve spoke")
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Perseids

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Recently I've been watching the Daytime Perseids. I haven't seen a meteor from them yet, but the clouds are pretty and the snacks are good.
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jlvanderzwan
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The only thing I miss in Malmö summers is a night sky that dark enough to see stars *at all*
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World's first quantum video

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From: LeiosOS
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jlvanderzwan
16 days ago
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Does this mean that James Schloss and Ayaka Usui are the world's first quantum computing demosceners?
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