I have so many plans. It would incorporate a Galton board, a Ranque-Hilsch marble vortex tube, and a compartment lined with pinball bouncers with a camera-and-servo Maxwell's Demon that separated the balls into fast and slow sides.
An ex-girlfriend who doesn't speak Dutch once tried to "generate" Dutch words based on her impression of what the language sounds like after being with me for a few years. She actually came up with words that felt like they should have a meaning even though they didn't ("graspoef", "opfanten") which was a weird experience