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Anhlightenment
Wednesday November 6th, 2024 at 3:32 AM

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don't EVER think about who you are as a person

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jlvanderzwan
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I see that JJ has resorted to "fantasizing about that one toxic ex having a moment of self-insight" as his coping mechanism
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Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for Tue, 05 Nov 2024
Wednesday November 6th, 2024 at 3:29 AM

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Nancy by Olivia Jaimes on Tue, 05 Nov 2024

Source - Patreon

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jlvanderzwan
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Pee-wee is an allegory for unhelpful compiler error messages
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Forced to Be Free by Corey Mohler
Wednesday November 6th, 2024 at 3:27 AM

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PERSON:
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jlvanderzwan
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Mood
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My latest cartoon for Guardian Books.
Tuesday November 5th, 2024 at 11:49 AM

YOU'RE ALL JUST JEALOUS OF MY JETPACK
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A man turns to a woman and asks "Who's that?" "He asked." adds an odd figure standing across the room, wearing a top hat and holding a cane. The woman answers "It's the narrator. He's been following me around all day. Commenting on everything. It's very annoying!". "She said ungratefully." says the narrator. The couple shout "Get out of our house!" "They shouted cruelly at the unfortunate narrator who was only doing his job." says the narrator as he leaves. "And that, dear reader" says the narrator, now standing in the dark garden watching the couple through a window "was the exact moment when I decided to become the sort of narrator who turns out to be the murderer."ALT

My latest cartoon for Guardian Books.

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jlvanderzwan
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[After reading punchline] Not sure if right choice or mistake to pick David Attenborough's voice for the narrator
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I have released three new limited edition prints. This is one of them. They are all available now:…
Saturday November 2nd, 2024 at 9:54 AM

YOU'RE ALL JUST JEALOUS OF MY JETPACK
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A print of a cartoon by Tom Gauld. Three red spherical particles exit a small doorway. One is bandaged and two are cracked, they all look cross. The first is standing by a sign that reads “rate your particle collider experience”. Below the sign are three buttons with faces: green/happy yellow/neutral and, the one the particle is about to press, red/unhappy.ALT

I have released three new limited edition prints. This is one of them. They are all available now: www.tomgauld.com/shop

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jlvanderzwan
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Girl Genius for Friday, November 01, 2024
Friday November 1st, 2024 at 6:07 AM

Girl Genius
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The Girl Genius comic for Friday, November 01, 2024 has been posted.
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jlvanderzwan
5 days ago
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Was wondering why the "I observe the world in multiverse" hadn't commented yet
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