Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Capital

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The complex derivative guys are given AAA ratings then surprised that they still sink.


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Health Insurance Trolley

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jlvanderzwan
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"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few" may have its problems and counter-arguments, but I don't think "imagine that "the few" are literally Hitler" is one of them
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cupcake

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Was reading a book that pointed out that everything kid understands the idea of 'that's mine,' but has to be taught 'that's yours'


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“Innocent" in the sense of "no real concept of death" is still innocent, just not mutually exclusive with cruelty
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Elegant

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Max Tegmark is reading this in his office, shaking his fist and shouting 'Weinersmith!'


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bonus panel: no, but I have noticed something similar with people talking about more "elegant" programming languages than the ones being used.
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Linear Sort

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The best case is O(n), and the worst case is that someone checks why.
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This joke was funnier 13 years ago when some anonymous weirdo invented "sleepsort"

https://web.archive.org/web/20151231221001/http://bl0ckeduser.github.io/sleepsort/sleep_sort_trimmed.html
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macr0t0r
12 days ago
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Well...if you want determinate time...
bcs
11 days ago
while true: pass
Groxx
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It's good to let your computer rest occasionally, to avoid burnout
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GaryBIshop
12 days ago
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I love it that it is Python!
edquartett2
12 days ago
It's not Python 😉 "length()" is just "len()" and functions begin with "def"
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The best case is O(n), and the worst case is that someone checks why.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ritual

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I'm not saying you should do this, only that it'd be awesome.


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jlvanderzwan
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Is the joke that it would probably work too? If you also add 3 days of no computer, phone or any other form of digital media?
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GaryBIshop
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Ha!
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