This Is How You Get JARHEAD Sequels

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I started work on this a year ago. The original script ended with a joke about touching grass, where I needed to go out into the snow and dig a little hole to find some grass to touch, and I even shot it as part of my "get hyped about the project" process. But then the Silkposting and CoD: Ghosts panels were approved for PAX East, so I had to pivot to working on those, and then I promised the final Ghosts video to PAX West as a live premiere, so Jarhead got kicked even further down the road, and then I got invited to a tour of Mr. Beast's studio which I absolutely couldn't turn down because I just could not figure out how they even got my name, so 2025 was a weird year.

Written by Dan Olson and Nathan Landel
Edited by Dan Olson and Nathan Landel
Performed by Dan Olson
Executive Assistant Crystal Donovan

Special Thanks to Big Joel and my Patrons

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00:00 - 2018
00:49 - As the story goes
08:46 - The Standard
16:55 - Jarhead 2: Field of Fire
24:25 - Jarhead 3: The Siege
30:52 - Jarhead: Law of Return
36:04 - I lied to you
42:56 - AI slop

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jlvanderzwan
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I did not know there were three sequels intentionally attempting to subvert the message of the first (and being terrible in the process). I just thought the Jarhead sequal thing was a joke he used from time to time.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - French

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Click here to go see the bonus panel!

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For the record, if you complain that I neglected cheese you're just fulfilling the stereotype.


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jlvanderzwan
4 hours ago
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> Great Artists

> Ze Belgians

The French taking the opportunity to hate on the Spanish, I see
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mkalus
15 hours ago
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Merdé
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Proof Without Content

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There's also a proof without content of a conjecture without content, but it's left as an exercise for the reader.
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jlvanderzwan
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Funny, but ackchyually this attempted "proof" involves setting up a context with words and a visual border, so it is not a proof "without words, pictures or content of any kind", just like how a gestalt image cannot be constructed from empty space alone.
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alt_text_bot
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There's also a proof without content of a conjecture without content, but it's left as an exercise for the reader.

Sleep for Days — Jackie Evans & Vulfmon

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From: Vulf
Duration: 2:58
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written by jackie evans

single from the vulfmon album dott

jackie evans — vocal, piano
vulfmon — drums, mixing
joe dart — bass
ryan lerman — engineering, camera

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jlvanderzwan
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So I wanted to listen to the rest of the album (it totally sounds like a song from an album right?)

There is no album yet, I'm too early. Just a handful of other songs and lots of little YT shorts of unfinished songs. That's never happened to me before.

(Don't be fooled by this video btw, she doesn't just do a good Carole King impression, she can sound like Joni Mitchell too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMSP1YUcr8I )
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Darkness Incarnate

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oh my god how has it been two years since we last saw Grim Samantha

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jlvanderzwan
4 days ago
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Any other older siblings with a formerly-goth younger sister who feel very tempted to forward this?
qxzlool
4 days ago
Will we ever know what is a buttfor?
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Why

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Click here to go see the bonus panel!

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Later they attack the Buddhist and keep asking what is the sound of one hand slapping.


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jlvanderzwan
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👌bonus panel today
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