Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Elegant

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Max Tegmark is reading this in his office, shaking his fist and shouting 'Weinersmith!'


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jlvanderzwan
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bonus panel: no, but I have noticed something similar with people talking about more "elegant" programming languages than the ones being used.
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Linear Sort

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The best case is O(n), and the worst case is that someone checks why.
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jlvanderzwan
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This joke was funnier 13 years ago when some anonymous weirdo invented "sleepsort"

https://web.archive.org/web/20151231221001/http://bl0ckeduser.github.io/sleepsort/sleep_sort_trimmed.html
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macr0t0r
7 days ago
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Well...if you want determinate time...
bcs
7 days ago
while true: pass
Groxx
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It's good to let your computer rest occasionally, to avoid burnout
Silicon Valley, CA
GaryBIshop
7 days ago
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I love it that it is Python!
edquartett2
7 days ago
It's not Python 😉 "length()" is just "len()" and functions begin with "def"
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The best case is O(n), and the worst case is that someone checks why.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ritual

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I'm not saying you should do this, only that it'd be awesome.


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jlvanderzwan
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Is the joke that it would probably work too? If you also add 3 days of no computer, phone or any other form of digital media?
acdha
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Washington, DC
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GaryBIshop
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Ha!

A New Scientist cartoon for Christmas.

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Caption: The days of one man making a list, checking it twice, and finding out who's naughty or nice, are long gone: today, all Father Christmas's behaviour/gift decisions are calculated by a quantum supercomputer.

Image: elf and reindeer scientists operate an enormous computer. On screen is a graph. The x-axis is labelled 'Behaviour' and is marked Very Naughty, Somewhat Naughty, Neutral, Somewhat Nice and Very nice. The y-axis is labelled 'Gifts' and is marked None, Few, Some, Many and Loads. A red line curves through the graph.ALT

A New Scientist cartoon for Christmas.

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jlvanderzwan
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This hits a bit different seeing it right after finishing https://www.wheresyoured.at/never-forgive-them/
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Dying to get to Europe

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Holiday Trek: The Motion Pictures (Captain Please Come Home)

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From: John C. Worsley
Duration: 3:52
Views: 4,782

The Holiday Adventure is Just Beginning.

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Brought to you by Gene Roddenberry, William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, DeForest Kelley, Walter Koenig, George Takei, Nichelle Nichols, Ricardo Montalban, Bibi Besch, Mark Lenard, Catherine Hicks, Kim Cattrall, Patrick Stewart, Whoopi Goldberg, Brent Spiner, Gates McFadden, Levar Burton, Jonathan Frakes, Michael Dorn, Anthony Zerbe, Kate Mulgrew, Alice Krige, Chris J. Miller, John Hostetter, the editing of John C. Worsley, the audio talents of Michael Arthur Holloway, the vocal backing of Kira Beth Worsley, Our Patron Saint Caffeine, Darlene Love, Ellie Greenwich, Jeff Barry, and, somewhat awkwardly, Phil Spector.

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jlvanderzwan
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Another year, another edit
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